I ended up just adjusting the rears out here in the desert with the old plywood under the 12 ton bottle jack and racheting 3 ton stand, used on one side at a time. I might be leaving here sooner than early March, so I'm trying to get stuff done. A little something every day.
Both sides had a ton of slack. It took forever to get it to begin to scrape the shoes on the drum. I started on the passenger side. I have it just scraping on about 1/2 of a rotation. I have to just listen, because of the axle shaft being inserted. It has a lot of resistance in it from the differential and driveshaft going to be output of the transmission, even in neutral.
The driver side has some issue with the self adjustor. The locking lever isn't holding it. I accidentally turned it backwards at first because it was so willing to turn that way so easily. It got to the point it wouldn't turn anymore because it was retracted fully. Had no brake resistance or shoe scraping noise. So then it really took a long time to get it turned back out for the shoes to just scrape.
My ol' K-D 295 USA made brake spoon worked very well this time for some reason. So that's what I used.
Now the pedal feels like it's going less far to the floor, engine off and engine on.. and the parking brake is actually doing something. Engine off in neutral, I can grab the front tire and start rocking the van forward and backwards between the big rocks blocking the wheels. With parking brake set, there's no movement.
I haven't driven it yet to see how it feels, but presumably it should be much better.
Hopefully there's still some material left on the brake shoes, enough to get me back to Arkansas. Once there, I can see about pulling the drums and replacing shoes, if needed. At the very least, I'll see about fixing/replacing the self adjustors.