New Signs!! This should work haha

[Danielle]

So it comes up a lot. And so far it usually $%#$s me in the !@#!@# sideways. And that is putting it gently. What it really does is #$@$ so #@$@# bad I can't !#$%$ for $%$@ days.

BUT:

When it comes up, it is usually an argument. So I posted a sign, which everyone ignores.

This is my new idea. Unicorns are mythical. They don't exist. Plus it's something a little silly to have on a sign. I feel like when I point to this sign, which, if I am sitting at the desk, is directly above my head, the customer will be knocked off center just long enough to keep them from becoming belligerent children.

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[alienturtle]

What could possibly go wrong!! You nailed it!

 

[subway]

you should put a skeward customer on the unicorn horn to show what happens if they try that crap

 

[Black dawg]

mine says NO LABOR WARRANTY ON JOBS WITH CUSTOMER SUPPLIED PARTS.

no unicorns though.

 

[Danielle]

You're missing a lot with the unicorns. They worked to knock a customer off their angry chair long enough for me to get him to do the job here.