Jesus Freak's WMO tow truck

[XOLATEM]

Now that you have the diesel version of the Tin Woodsman you might want to follow the waste-oily-brick-road....

destination...the landfill...where you can get lots more waste oil from the convienience center collection site...

Except...the landfill operator is going to send you on a dangerous Fools Errand...to eradicate the competitors...and bring back the Recycling Witch's siphoning hose...

 

[Jesus Freak]

Where can I get a complimentary floor mat for my air intake??

The floor mat is to keep water out of the air filter, it's actually part of the furniture. The funnel is just set out of the way right there

 

[Jesus Freak]

Now that you have the diesel version of the Tin Woodsman you might want to follow the waste-oily-brick-road....

destination...the landfill...where you can get lots more waste oil from the convienience center collection site...

Except...the landfill operator is going to send you on a dangerous Fools Errand...to eradicate the competitors...and bring back the Recycling Witch's siphoning hose...

... ridiculous.....

 

[The_Josh_Bear]

But then what do you use to shift with????

Calm down, he's got both legs...

The floor mat is to keep water out of the air filter, it's actually part of the furniture. The funnel is just set out of the way right there

That's funny, I saw the mat and thought, "why does he... Oh, to keep the water out of the intake." Then I read your post.

 

[IDIBRONCO]

Where can I get a complimentary floor mat for my air intake??

You have to live in a place where you go swimming in your yard from time to time.

 

[XOLATEM]

The funnel is just set out of the way right there

I hope you don't forget the funnel is there and then close the hood on it...

A few things wil happen...

First...you will dimple your hood and indicate a good spot for a hood scoop...

Second...you will invent the worlds first accordian funnel...and then be able to market it to folks that have their trunk stuffed with so much stuff...that they don't have room for a funnel in its normal state...

Along those lines...that reminded me of something...

I worked at a mechanic shop that gave you (paid you) only twelve minutes to do an oil change on modern cars...and a lot of them had a belly pan you had to R&R to do the job...

I did not work there very long...after the first couple of paychecks...I packed my tools up...

Anyway...this woman's car came in and she needed us to pull the wheels...

So...'Where is the locking lug nut key?' was the next question...

'Uh...idaknow'...was the answer...not in the glove box or in the console, either...ok...gotta look in the trunk...

You know when you 'pop' the trunk...normally the lid comes up an inch...or a fraction...

THIS one practically flew open...from all of the 'stuff' in it...

It looked like her mommy had kicked her out of the house...and planned to rent out her old room...all of the 'stuff' in it was 'stuffed' into the trunk...

I just needed to get the missing lug-nut key...but I had to deal with all of this 'stuff' and ....believe me...it was tough to get it all back in there after I finally found the key...on the bottom of the trunk...

At least I found it...but I did not get paid for the additional hassle...

As a matter of fact...I was getting paid very little for everything I did there...

That was one of the reasons I left that job...I am not going to subsidize someone else's transportation costs...

I gotta make a living just like everybody else...and with the crap a mechanic has to go through to make a living...it better be a fairly decent one...

Sorry, funny how things will remind you of a myriad of other things...

Anyone else have any parallel situations..?

 

[Jesus Freak]

You have to live in a place where you go swimming in your yard from time to time.

In the summer there's days where the humidity is so high that it's comparable to water injection and you can get a little more compression for hot rodding.

 

[Jesus Freak]

I hope you don't forget the funnel is there and then close the hood on it...

A few things wil happen...

First...you will dimple your hood and indicate a good spot for a hood scoop...

Second...you will invent the worlds first accordian funnel...and then be able to market it to folks that have their trunk stuffed with so much stuff...that they don't have room for a funnel in its normal state...

Along those lines...that reminded me of something...

I worked at a mechanic shop that gave you (paid you) only twelve minutes to do an oil change on modern cars...and a lot of them had a belly pan you had to R&R to do the job...

I did not work there very long...after the first couple of paychecks...I packed my tools up...

Anyway...this woman's car came in and she needed us to pull the wheels...

So...'Where is the locking lug nut key?' was the next question...

'Uh...idaknow'...was the answer...not in the glove box or in the console, either...ok...gotta look in the trunk...

You know when you 'pop' the trunk...normally the lid comes up an inch...or a fraction...

THIS one practically flew open...from all of the 'stuff' in it...

It looked like her mommy had kicked her out of the house...and planned to rent out her old room...all of the 'stuff' in it was 'stuffed' into the trunk...

I just needed to get the missing lug-nut key...but I had to deal with all of this 'stuff' and ....believe me...it was tough to get it all back in there after I finally found the key...on the bottom of the trunk...

At least I found it...but I did not get paid for the additional hassle...

As a matter of fact...I was getting paid very little for everything I did there...

That was one of the reasons I left that job...I am not going to subsidize someone else's transportation costs...

I gotta make a living just like everybody else...and with the crap a mechanic has to go through to make a living...it better be a fairly decent one...

Sorry, funny how things will remind you of a myriad of other things...

Anyone else have any parallel situations..?

I got plenty of stories, yours are more interesting though so carry on, sir.

 

[XOLATEM]

I got plenty of stories,

Yayy...pony them up, Dude...

yours are more interesting

Au contraire, Mi Amigo...Mein Freund...

I am more than positive that you...with that extremely active mind of yours...can hammer out a really good yarn....

So....can you please take a few minutes and share one with all of us...?

I said 'please'....

 

[IDIBRONCO]

Anyone else have any parallel situations..?

So...'Where is the locking lug nut key?' was the next question...

'Uh...idaknow'...was the answer...not in the glove box or in the console,

Not quite parallel. Yours is WAY worse than what I've seen. I just want to say that, other than the trunk experience, that's the same story almost 95% of the time when dealing with locking lug nuts. I eve know a couple who bought a nice looking 2006-ish F150 with locking lug nuts. She got a flat and they found out that the lock didn't come with the truck. It took a few weeks, but they finally got the truck back home and there's new, non locking lug nuts on it now. I think they even bought new tires for it.

In the summer there's days where the humidity is so high that it's comparable to water injection and you can get a little more compression for hot rodding.

And this is why I can't go down south during anything that even resembles summer time. I could barely handle the humidity here last summer.

Au contraire, Mi Amigo...Mein Freund...

Three languages? Not too shabby.

 

[XOLATEM]

Where can I get a complimentary floor mat for my air intake??

Yeah, me, too....I am getting the old familiar urge....that I gotta have one...

The floor mat is to keep water out of the air filter, it's actually part of the furniture.

Great, but...where do I get an official, JF-approved and certified air filter mat..?

I'm trying to upgrade my setup incrementally...and I need some insider info...

 

[Old Goat]

In the summer there's days where the humidity is so high that it's comparable to water injection and you can get a little more compression for hot rodding.

Isn`t your humidity kind of high right now...
like several feet of it?


Goat

 

[IDIBRONCO]

Isn`t your humidity kind of high right now...
like several feet of it?


Goat

That's what I was talking about.

 

[The_Josh_Bear]

Yeah, me, too....I am getting the old familiar urge....that I gotta have one...

Great, but...where do I get an official, JF-approved and certified air filter mat..?

Awwwwww shoot... Do you boys smell that??? JESUS FREAK MERCHANDISE!!! I see and opportunity brewing! $$$$$

 

[IDIBRONCO]

Awwwwww shoot... Do you boys smell that??? JESUS FREAK MERCHANDISE!!! I see and opportunity brewing! $$$$$

floor mats and riding mowers?