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I lost my face to the jaws of a poodle
My parents were out and about today getting a new computer and the went to a Meijer store and found a few copies.
Somebody please mail me an issue already.

Just picked up another copy today.![]()
I actually was reading an article where a horder was found passed on when huge stacks of old newspapers fell on him crushing him. Nobody had seen the guy in a few weeks. Police did a welfare visit and smelled him. So they went in and dug him out... How awful that must have been. Start digging and follow the scent... 
!! Yeah it's a lost cause Gary. I've been stalking the grocery store since last week. The one clerk asked me today as she's seen me there everyday this week. So I told her about the article and showed her the article. She laughed and said that's pretty neat. Have a nice day! 
;pPoor Ron... That nice lady was about to alert the local pd that she had a stalker.. You may as well confess to that too Ron... Oh my...