Just Called the Dog Catcher and Got a Surprise...

[icanfixall]

I just called the diesel dog catcher to ask some questions and got a message that almost sounded real.. It was ... Welcome to **** mans monthly magazine renewal dept. This is Darrin Tosh, how may I help you....... Or something very close to that. I never thought Ron would throw Darrin under the buss and run him over like that... Oh to shame Ron... I got a big laugh from that.. Today I needed it with all the block work I'm doing for the wifes garden with the raised beds.. I wonder if she is designing this for a burial site for me after I croak from all the work.. Hmm.. Gotta think this one thru better.. Digging your own grave site sucks... But anyway truck just worked well again with a load of sand in it. Only around 1500 lbs this time. Thats just a little lighter than some of the wifes fat chick friends... Oh I know... Thats another strike sending me to hell.. Someday I'm going to have enough points on my travel ticket to jump to the front of the line.. Yeah... P.S. I gave Darrin who was visiting Ron a special phrase he can use any time it feeling tells him too... You'll have to ask about it... Can't be posted here...;p

 

[hesutton]

Yeah, Ron and Darrin together can lead to some trouble.

I can't say too much though.......... Put Darrin and I together with a load of fireworks and bad things happen! Sorry John.



Heath

 

[Dsl_Dog_Treat]

Who me?
Sorry I couldn't resist, since Darrin was dropping off a 7.3l for me to install on one of his purchase ventures, I see Gary call in and just couldn't pass the opportunity to get a twofer deal.

Heath, wow!

ao Gary as promised here's the **** I talked to you about.

You must be registered for see images attach

 

[hesutton]

Whatcha gonna do with it now? Sleeve it?

Heath

 

[Dsl_Dog_Treat]

Nope. Core return.

 

[riotwarrior]

Gary, if I wasn't on that damn important search last week I'd answered the phone in something funny too. Had to be polite and professional that day with all those Um...well important MEMBERS around! !



Al

 

[hesutton]

Nope. Core return.

NICE!


Heath

 

[Darrin Tosh]

Yea that was pretty Funny, I am sure Ron owes me a couple anyways,...

But what are the chances that Gary would call Ron when i am standing right there. Gotta Love IT!

Ant the Phrase,..It was,...um,...Oh hell I forgot it,, Must be getting old.

Cant wit for Ron to get that truck together, Ill get it cleaned up and post up some pics, Its a pretty cool Dullay that cavitated, as seen in the pic.

 

[Darrin Tosh]

Yeah, Ron and Darrin together can lead to some trouble.

I can't say too much though.......... Put Darrin and I together with a load of fireworks and bad things happen! Sorry John.



Heath

True Dat!!

 

[icanfixall]

You guys are just as crazy in person as you are on this site... Thats what mekes it so interesting reading here whats going on. My true life experiances have made a feww laugh uncontrolabley too. Sometimes I wonder why I have not been awarded the Darwin Award.. Most be lucky I guess.

 

[Agnem]

That's OK. Whenever Ron calls me, I'm either naked or on the toilet, and I always flush to prove it. Ask him to show you his ring tone for me.

 

[Dsl_Dog_Treat]

That's OK. Whenever Ron calls me, I'm either naked or on the toilet, and I always flush to prove it. Ask him to show you his ring tone for me.

Disturbingly enough..... I cannot deny that statement.

 

[91idi]

I usually get told "I love you" when I call!

 

[Dsl_Dog_Treat]

I usually get told "I love you" when I call!

Dude it's cuz you send truck **** messages!

 

[91idi]

Tractor **** will be sent soon.