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[david85]

Trucks do like to be talked to and petted. They also like when you have *** in them. Makes them feel appreciated.

ok, you win. Not touching that one with a ten foot pole.

 

[hesutton]

This is what I THOUGHT you said...

They also like when you have *** WITH them. Makes them feel appreciated.

I was wondering what part of the truck get penetrated?!! I'm glad I reread the post, otherwise, I wasn't going to let you near my truck again............SICKO!!!

Heath

 

[memphisrain]

Trucks do like to be talked to and petted. They also like when you have *** with a partner in them. Makes them feel appreciated.

I had to adjust that for you a little. Without a partner, they feel disgusted and ashamed afterwards...


mR

 

[Dsl_Dog_Treat]

WOW!
Where did this thread derail?

I gotta give it to ya Mel, you do provide some very disturbing images.

 

[Wanderer-rrorc]

I dont think I've hugged mine . Next thing you will be doing is sweet talking it while patting the dash saying "it'll be alright...I'll be nice to you"

people DONT talk to their vehicles??

 

[kool55]

Mel, I bet you wished you lived in flat country during the tow.

 

[creighta]

I dont think I've hugged mine . Next thing you will be doing is sweet talking it while patting the dash saying "it'll be alright...I'll be nice to you"

There is a reason I put bigger exhaust on mine

 

[creighta]

Really, though...compared to my PSD my IDI truck is more reliable and nothing has rusted in half yet.

My PSD was rusted out everywhere, including the oilpan.

 

[david85]

I have to ask. Who is gonna put Mel's now infamous quote in their signature for all to remember over and over again?

 

[ameristar1]

Could you imagine a scene like this:

Romantic music playing on the radio,

"Hey, Big Red, mmmmm, you are lookin' good today, is that a new air freshener you wearin'?

" I was thinking about you all day at work and, uh, well, I got you something.......a custom dual exhaust system. Yeah, baby, with a big downpipe, too. " You know I like it when you whistle.

"We've been together for a long time, and for our anniversary, that high performance injection system you've always wanted........well, here it is! Oh don't cry, I even booked you with that diesel spa you love in the PA. And, wait, here's that set of tires and custom rims that look so good with that paint job I just gave you. What's that you say? What about the wife?

Don't worry baby, as long as I keep the credit card statements away, we'll always have time to play.

 

[Freight_Train]

I have to ask. Who is gonna put Mel's now infamous quote in their signature for all to remember over and over again?

Hee hee hee,I wonder who.....

 

[Agnem]

I have had several friends over the years who buy foreign cars. One of my lines I've always told them is if your ...... can't fit in the exhaust pipe, you should own it.

 

[Exekiel69]

Next thing you will be doing is sweet talking it while patting the dash saying "it'll be alright...I'll be nice to you"

I do that, but I say "Good boy".

 

[freebird01]

I dont think I've hugged mine . Next thing you will be doing is sweet talking it while patting the dash saying "it'll be alright...I'll be nice to you"

ive done that before...

 

[The Warden]

Next thing you will be doing is sweet talking it while patting the dash saying "it'll be alright...I'll be nice to you"

You mean that's not normal?!? I talk to my truck all the time!!

BTW, I don't think Heath's the only one who mis-read Mel's statement at first...