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What Log Book????
So I've been on the road for almost 2 weeks solid training a new driver & trying to keep up with my customers demands. I finally make it home & think to myself, "Man I really want to drive my pickup a bit. It's been sitting in the shopping center with no love. So I hop in & head home. Hang out with the family for a while when my wife announces she would like to go out for dinner. The kids follow suit & we're headed out the door. My little girls are having IDI withdrawl (believe it or not) & want to ride in "the old fire truck" as it's lovingly referred to @ my home. So we pile in & we're off to the local Italian joint. Now my kids bellow this infectious laugh EVERY time I stand on the gas a bit, so down the main road I go punching it & we're all having a good time.......until I failed to notice the Maryland State Trooper hiding in the park & ride.
He jumped right out behind me & I knew I was had. Pulled over right away & started looking for the appropiate documents. Now while I'm doing the registration search & my kids are laughing, telling me "I'm in big trouble & going to jail 'cause that's what policeman's do daddy", I notice in the mirror that the Trooper has stopped walking along side the truck & is looking for the source of the RDT haze. My wife is now giving me a "disappointed" look & wondering if the kids are right about jail & if she will have to walk back home.
The first thing out of the Troopers mouth is "Is this thing on fire?" I didn't know what to say!! I just said no & told him it was a crankcase vent that's more noticable in colder weather.
. He bought it!! I talked (more like whined) my way out of the speeding ticket, no more said about the RDT haze, & ended up with a repair order to fix my cracked windsheild! I was thrilled. 2 hours later, the same Trooper nabbed my wifes cousin in the exact same spot. She is living with us for the time being & has the my address on a change of address card. Now this girl is a total hottie with new store bought boobs. SHE GOT A TICKET. That cop surely must have liked the old smoking IDI more than a healthy set of knockers on a pretty girl. Miracles will never seise!! 
Gotta call Safelite Auto Glass Monday morning I guess.
He jumped right out behind me & I knew I was had. Pulled over right away & started looking for the appropiate documents. Now while I'm doing the registration search & my kids are laughing, telling me "I'm in big trouble & going to jail 'cause that's what policeman's do daddy", I notice in the mirror that the Trooper has stopped walking along side the truck & is looking for the source of the RDT haze. My wife is now giving me a "disappointed" look & wondering if the kids are right about jail & if she will have to walk back home.
The first thing out of the Troopers mouth is "Is this thing on fire?" I didn't know what to say!! I just said no & told him it was a crankcase vent that's more noticable in colder weather.
. He bought it!! I talked (more like whined) my way out of the speeding ticket, no more said about the RDT haze, & ended up with a repair order to fix my cracked windsheild! I was thrilled. 2 hours later, the same Trooper nabbed my wifes cousin in the exact same spot. She is living with us for the time being & has the my address on a change of address card. Now this girl is a total hottie with new store bought boobs. SHE GOT A TICKET. That cop surely must have liked the old smoking IDI more than a healthy set of knockers on a pretty girl. Miracles will never seise!! Gotta call Safelite Auto Glass Monday morning I guess.
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