Do You Smoke????

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gatorman21218

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the only time ill smoke someone is when they are on my donkey. Ill let it go for a little bit if its a 4 lane road and Im in the left lane, but If they are drafting like they do at daytona and keep diving across the yellow line to see if a car is coming, or heaven forbid they flash their lights, I'm blowing smoke til the pyro hits 1200.
 

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Classy guys there. Lemme get this straight, you pull up next to a decent looking lady sporting a bikini then you proceed to cover said woman in toxic fumes?
It's one thing to throw some smoke on a car (still dumb and the very reason the new diesels have as much smog crap on them as gassers did in the 70s) but to throw it directly on another human with excessive intent? These jack wagons that are sniveling punks need their ***** kicked a few times , cuz dad clearly never did.
 

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the only time ill smoke someone is when they are on my donkey. Ill let it go for a little bit if its a 4 lane road and Im in the left lane, but If they are drafting like they do at daytona and keep diving across the yellow line to see if a car is coming, or heaven forbid they flash their lights, I'm blowing smoke til the pyro hits 1200.

Agree 100% with you.
That and those damn mopeds all over here can't go over 20 mph hitting brakes for no reason cut you off alll the time speed up slow down and are like ohh a condo I've never seen one of those before and all sorts of crap.
I usually smoke mopeds out alot.stop at a light put it in 2nd and floor it.
 

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Classy guys there. Lemme get this straight, you pull up next to a decent looking lady sporting a bikini then you proceed to cover said woman in toxic fumes?
It's one thing to throw some smoke on a car (still dumb and the very reason the new diesels have as much smog crap on them as gassers did in the 70s) but to throw it directly on another human with excessive intent? These jack wagons that are sniveling punks need their ***** kicked a few times , cuz dad clearly never did.

I agree, notice how it was a truck load of guys with a boat and no females...with moves like that I bet they keep internet **** booming:rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflmao
 

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I agree, notice how it was a truck load of guys with a boat and no females...with moves like that I bet they keep internet **** booming:rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflmao

Yea must've been a sausage fest for them. In my younger and single days if I passed a lady in a suit like that and I had boat in tow I would have been picking her up for a day on the water. My how times have changed.....
 

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Agree 100% with you.
That and those damn mopeds all over here can't go over 20 mph hitting brakes for no reason cut you off alll the time speed up slow down and are like ohh a condo I've never seen one of those before and all sorts of crap.
I usually smoke mopeds out alot.stop at a light put it in 2nd and floor it.

I drive along many a 2-lane road. There are a lot of Lance Armstrongs in spandex so tight you can see that he only has one nut:eek::puke:. Anyway as much as i want to I dont smoke them BUT I do occasionally skip 4th when downshifting behind them. And for those of you who dont know a NA 7.3 with straight pipe downshifting at 3000 rpm sounds like a Jake brake. Usually they hug that white line.:backoff
 

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I drive along many a 2-lane road. There are a lot of Lance Armstrongs in spandex so tight you can see that he only has one nut:eek::puke:. Anyway as much as i want to I dont smoke them BUT I do occasionally skip 4th when downshifting behind them. And for those of you who dont know a NA 7.3 with straight pipe downshifting at 3000 rpm sounds like a Jake brake. Usually they hug that white line.:backoff

I don't ever smoke bikers out or anybody for that matter unless they've Agravated me with some stupid driving.

Bet they just love that sound right by them.:rotflmao

Although on back roads when I'm alone I will tend to roll some coal:D
 

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I don't ever smoke bikers out or anybody for that matter unless they've Agravated me with some stupid driving.

Bet they just live that sound right by them.:rotflmao

Although on back roads when I'm alone I will tend to roll some coal:D

yep and plus the jerk behind me has his windows up.

once I get close and pass the bikers I wont make much noise. Its just getting their attention and making them realize that something very loud and diesel powered is barreling down on them. They may be ignorant riding down the middle of the road but human instincts take over and they wisely move over.

Shoot once I was going to work at 5am and I turned onto a street that had a giant hedge on the corner. Once I could see past the hedge I saw no less than a dozen joggers running down the middle of the street. I swear one lady dove into the bush.:rotflmao Its not like I was trying to run them down but rather I blinked and there they were. idiots. Plus helen keller can hear me a mile away.


Oh and yes there are plenty of cornfields in central va with soot on them.
 

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I smoke out people who need to be smoked out, you just have to make that judgement... some deserve it for specific reasons....:backoff

but on a side note, I like how that truck wheel hops a lil and spins while pulling a pretty good size boat...
 
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