Great quote

[EMD_DRIVER]

I like this one!

Where the bluehairs are required by local regulation to pull out 2 feet in front of fast moving heavily laden vehicles causing you to get all kinds of sideways while giving both your tie downs and your shorts a serious workout

 

[towcat]

my two favorites are in my sig line too.

 

[h2odrx]

and that one mel used something about entering the Darwin award?