I'm kidding, I just sell so much stuff on craigslist that I can spot certain phrases. Like how the guy asked almost mechanically "does this item fit......" And then you were like "item xyz fits object abc....."
And I know y'all didn't exactly say that but it had the feel.
Ahh gotcha, in my experience being as straight to the point and short sentences are the best. I can't tell you how many ads I've posted where I was descriptive, and yet I still get asked, what is title status, is this still available, ect..