So, I had some tow truck shenanigans today that I have to share: today is my day off, not a regular "day off" but the day that I try to do nothing if I can get away with it, but sometimes your ox falls in a ditch and you gotta rescue it. Today's ox was one of my managers at FedEx calling and asking if I could go pull a truck out of a hole. No problem, easy money, took the wife for the adventure of the whole thing.
So I get there and there's a newbie driver down a road he had no business down (there's a note on our devices and a drop box at the paved road) and he's wedged in the edge of the woods in pure majestic NW Florida sand. I have a couple pictures I'll post of this particular episode. So I got turned around and pulled him out and said I'd wait for him at the paved road just in case. So as I got out of there I watched him in my rear view.......he quit moving. I waited and watched and then my phone rang, he was stuck again. This time he just sank in the middle of the road, I backed down there, got him situated on solid ground again and drove off watching my rear view mirror.......he quit moving....... so I backed up and this time as I'm pulling him out a THIRD time the transmission blows a cooling line on his truck. So I'm on about a 15-20° incline, I've pulled his truck on a solid footing, but now his truck is done! So I decided to pull him to the paved road, up hill all the way, maybe 400yds, there was a couple steep hills and a steady incline. I went for it! AND guys, that NA 6.9 ZF5, 4.10 245/75/16 weighing in at 9150lbs got that 10Klb+ FedEx truck moving UPHILL......on Waste Motor Oil!!! and we were going until my clutch disk said, "uh uh ain't gonna do it! We made it well over 100yds, I NEVER LOST TRACTION!!! In the same sand he couldn't drive thru.
What an adventure. The home owner stopped to see what was going on, he was a bit upset at the driver for driving down there, especially when there's a note on our devices and a drop box. But he pulled me to the top of the hill with his tractor, my daughter brought us my wife's bronco and my lovely assistant towed my tow truck to the house with her pretty red 86 bronco.
Edit: the moral of the story: if you drive old stuff, get your wife a sweet old bull nose bronco!